Wife: Husband Is Clever

The other day Erin told me how cleverly I had hung up the camelbak hose on the microwave. I thought OK and went back to whatever I was doing.

Later, I went into the kitchen and found this:

... which I did not do. I had just hung it off the cupboard handle which is above the microwave.

(The hose has a magnet on the bite valve so you can more easily stick it to your chest strap. That's how it's stuck to the microwave.)